Hay buhay. Kung maka-meet ka ng isang pseudo-scientific gobbledygook and pontifical hooey geek, hay naku! Parang gusto kong tumawag ng isang buong bayan at sila na bahala sa geek nato. (Tapos sabay sigaw, "crucify him!")
Archive for March, 2007
May Kinaiinisan Ako
Hehehe Gulat Ako!
Laking gulat ko today. May tumawag saken. Friend ng friend ko. Pero friend ko rin xa kahit i-discount pa yung friend ko. Pero nde kami close. Yun nga, tinawagan nya ako at nagtanong, "Darl, san ba ang Rome Embassy?" I replied, "Rome Embassy?" Napaisip tuloy ako. At nag-isip nga ako. "Hanapin mo sa internet." "Wala eh". Later, "Niloloko mo ba ako? Kaya nde mo mahanap sa internet yan kc nde yan existing eh." Sabi nya, "Kung walang Rome Embassy, posible merong Italy Embassy." "Niloloko mo talaga ako ano. Para mo na ring cnasabi na ‘Darl, kung walang Manila Embassy, posible merong Philippine Embassy." Hahahaha. Nde na xa sumagot.
Then I learned seryoso pala xa. Para daw yun sa visa ng sis nya. Ay malay ko ba na seryoso xa. Sorry ha.
Lessons learned:
*Ganun na ako ka-palaboy na tao. Alam ko na saan ang mga foreign embassies dito.
*Ganun na ako ka-known na palaboy. Pwede na akong gawing reference book.
*Nde malalaman ng taong kausap mo kung san xa lulugar kung ang lagi mong pinapakita ay contrary. Kung ang pinapakita ay laging nang-aasar, nagbibiro, nagdadrama, wag mag expect na ang taong kinakausap mo ay maniniwala agad sayo na seryoso ka.
*Laking pasalamat ko dahil….kahit nde ko ka-close, e nagtatanong saken. Approachable pa rin ako kahit papano. (bakit nde ba?) hahahaha.
Kaya, laking GULAT ko! =)
My Interview Part 3
1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
: Wapa. Pero double meaning na ha. Pero mura ako ang nihatag. Sayop. Hahahaha. Grabe rako ka-loving na tao. Wahahaha. Ka-swerte baya. Gidimalas lang ko. Hahahaha.
2.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
: Akoa nalang.
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
: Akoa nalang pud.
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
: Many times.
5. WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
: Yesterday.
6. THING(S)YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
: Akoa nalang.
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
: Fried chicken.
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
: Teeth, smile and smell.
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
: Breathe by Faith Hill.
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
: Makati and anywhere counting.
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
: John Bosco School De La Salle
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
: Smart
13. FAVORITE MALL/STORE:
: Kung nasa skul ako, Shangri-la Plaza. Kung nasa ofc ako, mga mall sa Ayala. Kung nasa Cebu ako, Ayala Center. Kung nasa Baguio ako, SM. Kung nasa Pampanga ako, SM Clark. Kung nasa London ako, Harrods. Kung nasa Hong Kong ako, IFC. And still counting.
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
: Yung present.
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
: Literally, meron akong dice dati. A naughty dice.
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?
: No.
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
: Year 2006.
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU’D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
: Ang travel buddies ko. We’ll go Amanpulo in Palawan!
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
: For me, best friend is the highest form of friend. Kumbaga, sacred na yan. Wala pa so far. Close or closest friend lang cguro.
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
: Nde ko xa favourite. Nearest lang talaga. –Jollibee- Yack. Monotonous.
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
: Never mind. I don’t wanna bring up the past again.
23. WHERE’S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
: Anywhere basta nde sasama ang tyan ko.
24. CAN YOU COOK?
: Yeah!
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
: Toyota Corolla
26. BEST KISSER:
: My first bf! (in cebu). Salute! He was hot. Hahahahaha
27. last time u cried?
: Ay ambot. Every night yata.
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
: I don’t like Tilapia. Nde kinakain sa amin yan. Nde ako pinapakain ng nanay ko nyan. Not hito. Not Laing, unsa na sagbot nga gigataan? Dahon ng gabi? Kangkong?
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
: Thing ha. I like my teeth. Hahahaha.
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT
YOURSELF:
: I don’t like it when I am angry.
31. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
: Almost 24 hours! Haaaay. Life in the logistics industry and sales n marketing division.
32. FAVORITE MOVIE?
: Stealth or Into the Blue or Matrix or Cloud 9 or Mr. N Mrs Smith or Tomb Raider or Top Gun or Navy Seals or Sean Connery na James Bond or the latest Casino Royale.
33. CAN YOU SING?
: Yes or no lang ang tubag ha. Yes. Yes by heart. Not yes by skill.
34. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
: The Moffats sa Sacred Heart School for Boys sa Mango Avenue.
35. LAST KISS?
: Last year po. Kung ika-count ko yung this year, this year na rin po. Duh.
36. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
: I forgot the title. It’s a war movie.
37.THINGS YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT
: Keys, of course.
38. FAVORITE vacation spot:
: Hacienda or beach.
39. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
: Both.
40. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
: Mr. Bean.
41. DO YOU SMOKE?
: No.
42. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
: It depends! (uuuy, may tumataas ang kilay. Uuuy, criticism….)
43. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
: Unfortunately, not my bf. Babaeng boardmate ko po.
44. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS
WORK?:
: Yeah.
46.PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
: Wag nalang I-toast ang bread. Masakit sa upper palate eh. So French nalang xa. hehehe
47. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
: Yes but I try to avoid. I used to be an everyday Starbucker.
48. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
: Friend ko sa malayong lupalop. Hehehe.
49. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED?:
: Mis-sent message. San na daw ako. Huh?
50. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
: "I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave" by Justine Timberlake sa Sexy Back.
51. Do you like maps?
: YES! I’d like to learn more types of maps. Useful saken yun.
52.TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
: sweet, meek, gentle and shy and never mind. (mahinhin po akong kumain) Basahin nyo nalang testi ko. Hehehe.
53. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
: Last week. Super tawa ako. Ganito nangyari. Ang frend ng frend ko nagtxt sa kanya. Sabi, na ospital ang uncle nya kc nagkakasakit. Sabi ng frend ko, “condolence”. Sabi ng frend nya, “Buhay pa ang uncle ko. May sakit lang xa.” Bwahahahaha.
54. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET/PETS?:
: Kung animal, nde ko na maalala. Kung tao, shempre bf yan. Akin nlang. Hahaha.
55. WER DID U GO KANINA?
: McDo.
56. AFTER DAT?
: ofc
57. WAT TIME KNA NKAUWI?
: Gahapon 7pm.
58. 1ST THING U DO PAGUWI?
: Mohigda sa bed. Kapoy kaha.
59. 1ST THING HINUBAD MO?
: Blazer or coat. Bakit, ano iniisip mo?
60. ONE PERSON WHO IS SPECIAL TO YOU.
: Ang special child na….. hahahaha. Wag na.
Salamat po sa concern
Met a friend sa restroom this pm, concerned of what I wrote in my previous blog. She asked, "Who’s that guy who stood you up?" Ha? Sinong guy? Hahaha. Nde po lalake ang hinintay ko. Babaeng friend ko po yun whom I kept in touch the whole afternoon kc magkikita sana kami. May kanya-kanya kc kaming lakad kahapon. I couldn’t wait longer na kc nagpacarwash pa cla ng isa pang friend namen. I told her to find me in that resto. Nde naman dumating. Maiksi lang pasenxa ko eh. Pag ako nainip, sorry. Goodbye. Naku ha. Kung lalake yun hinintay ko, mabaliw xa sa kakahanap saken dun.
Kumain ako sa resto na walang pakialam. Ala foreigner na who doesn’t care, basta kung hungry xa, kakain xa. Divah? The waiter asked, "Ma’am, table for one?" Dahil sa inis ko sa sarili ko (na nde nakapagwidro ng pera) at sa spa parlor (na nde tumatanggap ng credit card), I replied, "Of course, for 1". Ang dami kong inorder ha. Big servings pa cla. Masarap in fairness. Naubos ko pa yun. Hahahaha.
Huh
Today I went to the gym. Attended a dance class; lifted weights, ran 2kms; etc etc. Headed to a spa in Fort for a massage. Ngek, nde pwede credit card kc wala daw clang port para sa line ngayon. My cash was not enough. Ngek. Instead of getting a massage, I proceeded to Heaven n Eggs in Market2x. Indulged, indulged. Ako lang mag-isa. Nde sumipot ang kausap ko. Nasa Mandaluyong palang xa nag-church. Maya-maya nasa Bacoor, Cavite na xa. Ngek. Kaya ayun, ako lang kumain: Choclit Parfait at isang heavy java rice-spareribs meal. Ngek. Sira diet ko. Hahahaha. Ng dahil sa walang linya ng credit card sa spa, napapa credit card ako sa kain. Ngek. =)
Camarines Sur!!!
I will be going to CamSur, Bicol this April 5 !!!! Magwawake boarding ako! Look at this link. I envy the island. Pupuntahan ko rin yan………..Hmmmmmm.
http://camsur.multiply.com/photos/album/1
It’s time to step away from certain situations that aren’t panning out, even if they’re in the nascent stages. I’ve been around enough to see certain unmistakable warning signs early on. I get out while I can.